Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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