Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
you inspire me to be a worse person
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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