Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
