I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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