isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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