ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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