I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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