fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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