i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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