On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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