i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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