After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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