YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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