you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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