Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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