i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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