just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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