We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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