So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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