yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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