Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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