whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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