I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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