Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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