I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Boobs speak an international language.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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