There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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