do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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