You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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