fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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