I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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