Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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