turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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