Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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