in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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