she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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