it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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