tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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