This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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