Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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