Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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