I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Randomize
