i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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