Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
