I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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