clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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