Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
