Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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