worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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