What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
why is half of my head shaved?
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