hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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